DMM Ultra O Carabiner - Iron Arb

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DMM Ultra O!

The new age of Arb Hero’s is now. The long and dreary, evil reign of the “select” few colours in the Arb World is being vanquished by bright colours of the Amazing Arbvengers…

Introducing: IRONARB.

Produced and manufactured by DMM. Designed by Bear Valley. These Ultra O Carabiners are an essential part of any equipment arsenal in the climbing profession or recreation.

Please review the DMM website for tech spec of the Ultra O Carabiners.


The Backstory: IronArb

After spending years of his life as the lead climber at his local tree firm IRONARB decided one day to buy a scratch card down the corner local shop whilst on his lunch break. He hit it big and won £100,000. After too many pints down his local boozer to celebrate, him and his work colleagues “Half Finger” Harry and Big Steve found themselves down the casino. Big Steve dared him to just go all in on the roulette table and put it on his lucky number. In a blind, drunk decision somehow It came in.

He was so excited that in the commotion they forgot to remove the chips off the number and the table spun. Like lightening his number struck again landing him a cool total of £125,712,000.00.

As the one of richest men in the world the newly found playboy philanthropist now spends his days designing state of the art rigging equipment, chainsaws and other top-secret projects.

“Half Finger” Harry was given half his finger back and became “Half Robot” Harry. “Half Robot” Harry and Big Steve now work as his personal gardeners on a fair old whack. Dispite this, they still try and call in sick on Friday.

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